Is that really your face though?

  1. Which barber is responsible for those part-ins?
  2. Which product makes your hair like that and who is your dealer?
  3. Which mortician did your eyebrows?
  4. Who took the photo with no compassion for the state of your face?
  5. Why are you giving this person bedroom eyes?
  6. Where does one go to get a suit like that?
  7. How did it feel when your father fell of the wall and all the king’s horses and all the king’s men could put your daddy back together again.
  8. Which event are you attending that gave you the nametag and didn’t deem your face a violation of the dresscode?

COMMENT: What would you ask this man?

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