Is that really your face though?
- Which barber is responsible for those part-ins?
- Which product makes your hair like that and who is your dealer?
- Which mortician did your eyebrows?
- Who took the photo with no compassion for the state of your face?
- Why are you giving this person bedroom eyes?
- Where does one go to get a suit like that?
- How did it feel when your father fell of the wall and all the king’s horses and all the king’s men could put your daddy back together again.
- Which event are you attending that gave you the nametag and didn’t deem your face a violation of the dresscode?
COMMENT: What would you ask this man?
